so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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