All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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