think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
do herpes really smell.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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