All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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