I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
