I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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