I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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