all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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