Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
why do cheetos always look like penises
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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