HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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