No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
there is puke in my bra ... again
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