If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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