So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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