another moral hangover. fuck.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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