What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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