What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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