Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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