Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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