I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
