I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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