But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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