I need help removing her.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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