this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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