What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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