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If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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