i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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