Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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