hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i just google imaged poop.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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