in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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