shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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