we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
this will be a night to untag.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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