If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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