i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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