i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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