NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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