Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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