we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
