I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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