I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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