We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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