4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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