when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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