come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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