i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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