Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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