just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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