no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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