I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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