She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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