you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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